The Tales Of Kinky Linky
This site is a compilation of Buffy/Zelda fanfic that emerged from the
fevered imaginations of Izbooru and Nazbooru, the Gerudo warriors. There are
many in-jokes here, some of which are understandable to the general public
(perhaps) - chocolate body paint appears occasionally, as does Link in a
kimono.
Rest assured, though, that none of this stuff is really racy - there is one
bit that pays homage to the Pokemon episode "Holiday in Acapulco",
which hasn't been shown on American television yet (I think), but that's as
far as it goes.
New stories will be put up as we write them. There is a main story arc going
on (concerning Ruto's wedding) that Nazbooru mostly writes, and I (Izbooru)
will be mainly doing off-beat stories, such as the tale of the creation of
Linky's kinky kimono.
On a slightly related note: Cheebooru (Claire), you should contribute to
this too. Your ability to write stuff that is incredibly amusing (unlike me!)
is needed. Plus, we welcome more people who know the Sacred Mysteries of
Chocolate and Cod (TM) to write things about Kinky Linky. And a copy of that
wonderful purple and yellow whiteboard version of Kinky Linky would be good
as well. Any contributors?
Enjoy the utter bizarreness of our imaginations, and we should have new
stories up regularly. If you want to know about the origins of Kinky Linky,
click here.
Featured stories so far:
- A Tale Of Two Gerudos - by Izbooru. A short
script about two bored Gerudo warriors, who just happen to be on guard duty
when Link arrives at the fort.
- Kinky Linky part I - by Nazbooru. The story
of how Linky was given the magic kimono that would turn him into Kinky Linky.
It is revealed that the Gerudo Queens (Izbooru and Nazbooru) are Buffy
fanatics. WARNING: this story is slightly dismissive of people with Y
chromosomes. But then what do you expect from a story written about the
Gerudos?
- Origins of the Kimono - by Izbooru. The
origins of the Kinky Kimono are revealed, in a chilling morality tale about
why you should never try to create the world while you're high on sugar.
- Kinky Linky part II - by Nazbooru. Linky
himself is strangely absent in this story about Ruto's wedding, and an
attractive bleached-blond salesman who I'm sure we've seen in Buffy episodes
before...
- Kinky Linky part III - by Izbooru. Buffy
and Izbooru fight it out to discover who will marry the man they're fighting
over. Ingo makes a lot of money, and it all ends very bizarrely. Caution: If
you don't know anything about the Pokemon episode "Holiday in
Acapulco", you might want to look away about half-way through the story.
Things needed on this page (contributions to Izbooru,
please!):
- A copy of the purple and yellow original Kinky Linky picture. Nazbooru...?
- Suggestions for background picture(s).
- Suggestions for site design - warning, excessive black backgrounds are poncy and
will probably not be accepted. Nor will Flash: let's keep things simple, guys.
- Constructive criticism. Okay, so I spend a lot more time on Neopets and
PokeMUSH than I do on this - but I am trying my best, and help would be greatly appreciated.
- More stories, definitely!
- Dumb idea of the week - a cartoon/comic strip version of these stories. This would kick
ass, if I could actually draw. Which I can't. D'oh.
Other linkys (!) from this pages (mostly used by Izbooru):
Last edited on 02:41 13/07/01 by Izbooru. All Buffy and Zelda characters are
owned by whoever first invented them, but Izbooru and Nazbooru are our
invention. Okay?