The Tales of Kinky Linky

Ruto: Why not? Are you already married to someone? (she scowls) It's Saria, isn't it? That little Oompa-Loompa keeps on getting ahead of me...

Saria: (ignoring the insult) There's a guy I know in Kokiri Forest who's a lot like you - I could introduce him to you, if you like. His name's Mido, and he's the leader of the Kokiris.

Ruto is actually interested, in spite of herself, and sits back down next to Saria.

Ruto: Really? Does he have a lot of political influence? Is he... er... fairly rich? Is he good-looking?