The Tales of Kinky Linky

Kinky Linky's Quest - the Main Story

Many of the stories we wrote were actually part of one big story, which told what happened after the end of Ocarina of Time, and introduced several new characters - Izbooru and Nazbooru, the warrior queens of the Gerudo, and an attractive bleached-blonde salesman with a weird scar on his left eyebrow. (Buffy fans all know exactly who I mean.) In this story, much strange and kinky stuff happens, and Linky isn't always the main character.

• Part I - in which Linky loses the throne of Hyrule in a game of Scissors-Paper-Stone, gets the Kinky Kimono and is then humiliated by the Gerudos. (By Nazbooru.)
• Part II - in which Ruto almost gets married, and Buffy appears, and then does something she's never done on the TV show. (By Nazbooru.)
• Part III - in which a simple fight to the death goes bizarrely wrong. (By Izbooru.)
• Part IV - in which the bleached-blonde salesman goes looking for the Chocolate Bodypaint Jar of Justice. And everyone gets married. (By Nazbooru.)