The Tales of Kinky Linky

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The day of her wedding approached and Ruto was in Hyrule market looking for a wedding dress. She had decided to get married in the traditional Zora pink and purple striped dress. The trouble was that hers had gone missing and there was no one who�d sell anything so disgusting. She stood there in the market watching the world go by. A girl pointlessly chased a chicken round and round the market, a couple were dancing - well, rotating round and round and that weird old man who looked like a wizard, well stood there looking like a wizard. Ruto thought about how the Zoras ended up with a pink and purple striped dress. It must have been her mothers� or her grandmothers�. Probably a colour blind Hylian Queen, as she knew no Zora king would ever mate with a non-royal person or fish.