The Tales of Kinky Linky

...Epona?!

All of the girls look horrified, but Link is smiling.

Zelda: Okay, next to her, marrying a fish would be normal.

As Epona's head emerges from the curtain, it's obvious that there's someone riding her. That someone is Malon, the girl with the best singing voice in all of Hyrule (she has trophies...), and all the other girls let out a sigh of relief.

Deku: ...It's Malon from Lon Lon Ranch!