The Tales of Kinky Linky

Deku: Even if you're the Hero of Time, you can still have romantic problems. Just go with your heart and make the right decision - as long as it's legal, of course. And remember - never call a Gerudo 'ginger' unless you can fight well or run very, very fast.

The fight for the bouquet is still happening as the voiceover man tells us that 'Next week on Deku Springer is all about Cuccos, and their fight for democratic representation!' As the credits roll, and the audience cheers and applauds one last time, Ruto finally emerges from the fight, her dress half-torn, holding the bouquet

Ruto: Finally! (she grabs Saria's arm, and hauls her out of the fight) Now, where did you say Mido lived?