The Tales of Kinky Linky

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Saria comes in. She's about half the size of the other two girls, and is wearing green trousers and top instead of the dress she normally wears (she came in her "fightin' pants" too - apologies to Xander!). Just before she sits down, she raises her microphone.

Saria: I'd like to say that I've known Link for most of his life, and we've been really close. It nearly broke my heart when he left the forest, but... (sniff) (pause) well, it wouldn't have worked anyway, what with the age difference...

Ruto: Damn right! He's seventeen and you're ten - he's far too old for you.

Zelda: (rolls her eyes) Don't you know anything? She's a Kokiri - she could be seven, or seventy, and she'd still look the same.