The Tales of Kinky Linky

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Applause. Nabooru comes in, dressed in her funky Gerudo clothes as always, her bright orange trousers clashing with her red hair (as always), and two sword strapped to her back. (The Goron bouncers couldn't get close enough to remove them without being knocked out.) She speaks into her mic as she walks in.

Nabooru: I did first meet Link when he was a kid, yeah. He was kinda cute - for a ten-year-old - and he'd probably have made a good thief, given time. Then there was that whole business I had with the witches... and the next I hear of him is this year, when he came to the Fortress. And when he rescued me - he is a damn good fighter. (pause) For a man, I mean. And he's even cuter now than he was seven years ago...

Ruto: Yeah, well, he didn't promise to marry you when he first met you, did he?