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Once outside the Zora Kingdom, Linky put on the kimono and became Kinky
Linky. He suddenly thought of something that horrified him. Who in Hyrule
would love Ruto? The very idea of someone being in love with a fish made him
want to vomit. He decided that maybe it was better for him not to think
about it and hope it was a Zora. Anyway, he now had more important things to
do with his time and more importantly, his new kimono. He wanted to try it
out. Now.... where are there a large number of females? Not in Death
Mountain, oh dear golden goddess no. Those all male bear hugging gay gorons
are too risky, better steer clear. Kakariko village? Not many females there,
and I sure hope that windmill guy is a guy or I'd be in trouble. The females
in Kokiri forest are too young, not in mental age but physical appearance,
it would be weird to be attractive to a group of girls. No... where else
could I go - oh, I could see Malon, my mysterious horse loving ranch owner.
Yes, she is beautiful, and can sing like an angel. Why not? But then
there's Talon and Ingo, I don't want them to see me. No, there must be a
place with only females. But where?
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