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He took off the kimono, so he could ride around safely on Epona without
anyone or anything seeing him as irresistible. Being a lazy man, he called
for Epona, who quickly came, and took him to the Gerudo Valley. Linky dismounted
and ventured onwards to find his ideal brides, the Gerudo Queens. By this
time, they had settled their dispute, and were waiting for their messenger
to come and deliver their next TV Awards questionnaire. This waiting game
was very dull and they were very excited when the Gerudo fortress burglar
alarm sounded at the arrival of Linky, at the moment, not wearing his beautiful
flowery kimono. Being a race of thieves, they thought it only prudent to
have a state of the art security system, which they bought from a very
attractive bleached-blonde salesman, who gave them a great discount.
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