The Tales of Kinky Linky
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Scene 1 - Ext. Gerudo Fortress. Day. Two Gerudo guards are sitting on crates, leaning on their spears. They look bored.

Iz: So, anything happen while you were patrolling, Nazbooru?
Naz: (yawns) Nope. Oh - I dropped my spear, and had to stop to pick it up. And then I had to clean the sand off.
Iz: Anything interesting?
Naz: Nothing interesting ever happens in Gerudo Valley, Iz. 'Bout the most thrilling it gets is when the wind changes 'round the River of Sand, and whoever's on sentry duty gets sand in their face.
Iz: Yeah, remember when Shezbooru was having an ice-cream on duty, and it ended up coated in sand? (pause) Okay, maybe it wasn't that funny.