The Tales of Kinky Linky

Deku Springer - Hyrule's Top-Rated Talk Show!

Cue wild applause from the audience, which is made up of approximately the same people who came to see the Buffy-Izbooru fight... only there are a lot more of them here.

Deku Springer arrives on the stage. He looks like your average Business Scrub, except for the whitish-blonde colour of the leaves on his head, and the glasses he's wearing. Actually, he looks exactly like Jerry Springer would look, if he were a Business Scrub.

There are five chairs already set out on the stage. Sitting on two of them are adult Princess Zelda, looking composed, and adult Princess Ruto, looking sulky but also trying to look attractive.