The Tales of Kinky Linky |
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The audience are clapping maniacally and shouting "De-ku! De-ku!", but when
Springer raises a microphone they quickly fall silent.
Deku: Today, we have a very special topic to discuss. The Hero of Time saved Hyrule from the evil King Ganondorf... but is he as good as he seems? Let's find out, with our first guests - Princess Zelda and Princess Ruto! More applause, and whooping. For those of you watching at home, on the bottom left of the screen appears the caption: "Link - Saviour or Scoundrel?" Ruto is dressed in the best of "trailer trash Zora chic" - a very short, scruffy blue sequinned dress. Zelda's wearing what looks like Sheik's outfit, but has her hair down - she's ready for any fighting that may happen. (We hope.) |
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