The Tales of Kinky Linky

You know the story of the Kimono when it was given to Linky. But there is a much older and more ancient legend, that tells how the legendary Kimono of Kink (TM) was formed.

cue spangly, creaty-worldy cutscene-y music...

In the beginning, the three Goddesses created the world.

Din, Farore and Nayru... you should remember this bit from Ocarina of Time.

Come ON! Was I the only one awake then?