The Tales of Kinky Linky |
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In the first part of the saga, Linky discovers he's Zelda's brother,
loses the throne of Hyrule to her
in a game of Scissors-Paper-Stone, and mopes around unintelligently until
Ruto gives him a mysterious Kinky Kimono (black, with pink flowers on it).
The Kinky Kimono has the power to make him irresistible. Meanwhile, the
Gerudos are arguing over Buffy trivia, until Linky arrives, dons his
kimono and expects the Queens to fall at his feet. They don't. Much
hilarity ensues, during which Linky escapes sans kimono, which the Queens
cut up and make into "Bond girls do it best" pyjamas.
Of course, that's not the whole story. For example, what were the Gorons doing during this? You can only dance to a "hot beat" for so long until it starts to cool off a bit. And the rest of the Zoras? And what about the Kokiris? Indeed, Linky spent a long time with the Gerudos. It's time to see what the rest of Hylia thinks about the Kinky Hero Of Time (TM) and his adventures, in.... |
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