The Tales of Kinky Linky

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Now, celestial sugar is good stuff - you can be high for hours - but the hangover is really, *really* bad. And it hits you as soon as you stop taking the stuff. So, when it came to the sentient beings, none of the goddesses were in much of a state to do anything. They let past a few design flaws (pointlessly pointy ears, no female Gorons, no mothers for half of the main characters) that they'd have picked up if they'd been sober, and when it came to the mystical objects they just produced what was written on the board, without talking too much about it. (With a hangover like that, any talking - even quiet talking - hurts your head.) So, if anyone's looking, there is a "Chocolate Bodypaint Jar Of Justice" lying around in a temple somewhere...