The Tales of Kinky Linky

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The King was pleased with the Kimono - both a mystical item, and a functional part of anyone's wardrobe! Fortunately, he never wore the kimono on state visits. Unfortunately, the kimono was worn by him on an unofficial visit to the Zora kingdom, and the extremely embarrassing diplomatic incident that followed led to him abdicating in favour of his son, who gave the tunic to the King of the Zoras (Ruto's father) to apologise for the whole incident. What nobody, least of all King Zora, realised was that the Queen had been in range of the kimono at the time...

So there's another good thing. Ruto is actually Linky's aunt, if I have my generations right. Eww.