In another part of the land, the great Gerudo Queens were having a dispute
of their own. This dispute was a much more important and complicated one.
They had the unfortunate duty of having to decide on their favourite Buffy
episode for a questionnaire they had received. At first they thought the
task would prove easy, but they failed to remember how much they enjoyed
arguing. The task would take up days' worth of discussion, a blessing really,
as the Gerudo Valley was a very quiet place, where nothing much ever happens.
There were talks among the Gerudo thieves of civil war, and they all had
arranged themselves into opposing factions, ready for when the queens would
announce the outbreak of war. But, unfortunately for the thieves, the Queens
agreed that The Gift was pretty good, even though Nazbooru preferred The
Prom and Izbooru preferred, well, any episode with Spike in.
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