The Tales of Kinky Linky

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The poor thieves, having arranged themselves and prepared themselves for all the hair pulling and name calling that would ensue, were forced to return to their boring routine of guarding and talking about The Hero of Time. He was the only male they had ever seen apart from Ganondorf, whom it was forbidden to talk about, and those stupid gay carpenters, who were not worthy of talking about, unless they were comparing their dancing skills to those of the Goron king, Darunia. They often heard that their Queens had played tunes to the goron just to tease him by making him dance to that hot beat know to us as Saria�s song.