The poor thieves,
having arranged themselves and prepared themselves for all the hair pulling
and name calling that would ensue, were forced to return to their boring
routine of guarding and talking about The Hero of Time. He was the only
male they had ever seen apart from Ganondorf, whom it was forbidden to
talk about, and those stupid gay carpenters, who were not worthy of talking
about, unless they were comparing their dancing skills to those of the
Goron king, Darunia. They often heard that their Queens had played tunes
to the goron just to tease him by making him dance to that hot beat know
to us as Saria�s song.
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