The Tales of Kinky Linky

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The Zora kingdom had begun to melt. This was a very slow process, welcomed by the Zora, who had seeked refuge in Lake Hylia. Linky made his way there to unfortunately fulfil his promise of marriage to Queen Ruto. She was half Zora, half fish, and Linky found her very arrogant. He remembered her as a child, when she refused his help, then demanded it, before bossing him around. He prayed to the Golden Goddesses that she had matured. The idea of marrying a bossy boots terrified him, as the Zora don't have divorce lawyers, or courts, or, well anything to do with marriage and divorce. He wondered how they would marry, then decided that was too painful an idea to think about. He was 17, too young for marriage or any kind of responsibility. But, he was obliged. He wasn't quite sure what this word meant but he knew it wasn't pleasant.