The Tales of Kinky Linky

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Linky was a source of much amusement (as the Gerudo often mocked his girly tunics and the fact that he was a man). He had not known the Gerudo long but he had already decided, that he could not live with them as a member. This was because all the Gerudos did all day was stand around, guarding their fortress, talking about their periods, what parts of their bodies they would change, Buffy and mocking men. Linky quickly discovered that he did not have their complete respect, which he assumed he would have, until he realised that women were cleverer than men. This was a very painful discovery, as he had always had a pride in his intelligence, although no-one really knew why, and he assumed that every woman should be instantly attracted to him. He soon realised that not all the women were as desperate as Ruto, in fact none of the other women were as desperate as Ruto. Linky did not take this fact well.