However, this time he had come to the Gerudos armed. His weapon was
not a new shiny sword, or a super long longlonglonglonglongshot. His weapon
was his kimono, which would transform him into Kinky Linky, whose only
special power, apart from his incompetence and stupidity, was his
attractiveness to, well, everyone. He knew that he would have a chance with
the women this time. Maybe they wouldn�t attack him upon seeing him. He was
right. They didn�t attack him. They did, however set off the alarm to summon
the Queens.
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