The Tales of Kinky Linky

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It was the day of the Zora Queen�s wedding, and she looked like a blueberry meringue. She stood there, in Zora�s Domain, waiting for her guests, the whole of Hyrule, and her fianc�. She was quite taken with him when he came to sell her security equipment. She had agreed to buy it all as long as he�d marry her. After an hour of standing like a meringue, all the guests were there, even a few familiar faces, like Linky, and uhhhhh... Saria. Ruto hated Saria because she knew Linky loved Saria. But today was her day, and she wouldn�t let anything like jealousy get in the way of her big moment, when SHE would get married. The music started as the groom arrived, a fashionable two hours late. He was received by a humongous sound of gasping as no one could believe such an attractive man would marry a fish. It was none other than...