The Tales of Kinky Linky |
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... the bleached blonde salesman!! The Goron King Darunia (also know by ABBA fans as the Dancing King) was conducting the service, and when he asked if there was anyone who had a problem with the wedding, Izbooru and Buffy stood up. They declared their undying lust for the handsome stranger, William. He looked chuffed and said he�d marry the winner of a three way fight to the death. The women agreed, confident they�d win. Then Ruto looked at the two warrior women, and suddenly decided to pull a muscle in a fin so she had to pull out. Therefore a fight to the death was organised for Buffy and Izbooru for the following day, in Lon Lon Ranch. Buffy went to find a shop to buy a weapon or twenty, whilst Izbooru and Nazbooru went to see Linky to steal Din�s fire, Nayru�s Love and some cool fire and ice arrows. They knew the physical fighting may be tough, but with magic spells, Buffy would lose, and Izbooru could marry the bleached blonde salesman. |
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