The Tales of Kinky Linky

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No one had seen William since he left the �wedding� although everyone knew he�d attend the fight, in Lon Lon Ranch. Everyone was getting ready for the event of the year. The Gorons invaded the Kokiri forest via the lost woods tunnel porthole thingy. They were scared to come down the Death Mountain because of those little red spidery things at the bottom. Besides, they were lured by hearing the hot beat of Saria�s song emanate from the porthole. The Kokiri welcomed their trespassers except Mido, who went up to each of them telling them to go away, but was bear hugged by each of them. He ended up being a long, incredibly thin kokiri, after all that squeezing. At Lon Lon Ranch, Linky sat with Epona and Malon, whom he also suspected was his sister, as well as Princess Zelda, and Ruto. Eeeewwwww. His mum must have been very horny indeed!